But are those people all from the roll back or collateral damage?

Rope - tie the tarp down & various things
mirror - signal aircraft & boats
crate with a week of food rations - to eat

The weights are just a small block with no limbs or appendages to alter your flight as you swing your limbs around to get balanced.  You would get a better idea if they had used test dummies.

Thats what I was thinking. Its all about the timing if this is an option haha.

Slap his butt back

@rye - fat chicks need lovin too!

I can vouch for that.. thinking and over thinking,, it sucks.. too much thinking. Sometimes I just wanna be ignorant and live blissfully.

I'd agree with this. and also, "ignorance is bliss." i think the thinkers are generall the more unhappy ones in this world, as opposed to the people who live simply. 

I would say sleep over with 4 girls, unless I can change my scenario to 4 guys.    Just kidding, but ideally the scenario of having a gang bang session sounds good but I doubt most guys can even last with 4 girls considering guys need to have a rest period whereas girls are like the energizer bunny and keeps going and going.    

I'm taking these 4 girls aren't ugly haha and yes I would so forgo the sleep over.. common why would you choose to just sleep and have ppl think that you slept with em..what r u thinking.

I wouldn't like that because not everyone can easily nap like some people so it wouldn't be fair to those who can't nap unless it's paid time then sure!  I think more people would be rested sure but that would also mean your hours at work would be longer too to accommodate the lost time snoozing.

what ever one gets me into a five some

Its pretty hard to make it in the world without communication. I think the dumb person who is outgoing could have the right connections and succeed beyond the intelligent person who hides from social iteration. 

Having lots of money, I can care less about being famous.

There's so much I would do with the money...but one with no money have many dreams.

Either become a hitman or rob a bank several times.

You would need an awesome promoting team for this and crazy stunt ideas.

Sell my body for money on Colfax.  It's the only logical way. 

I guess my only option would be work really hard to pay it back haha.

at least you got some hair to style up lol

I would probably wanna build a giant twinkie sled.  

Haven't posted in here for a hot minute.

would you rather have a beard for the rest of your life or be completely bald?

Can't say that I have.  Seems like cleaning it wouldn't be that pleasant.

 

Now, asuming the aliens sent a strike force, we still have the upper hand where it counts: numbers.  Sheer numbers.  But it means that six BILLION people are going to have to play ball.  I would start by getting in intercom and it's time to lead these fellow do it yourselfers to victory.

Ctoma- man the nail guns, and bring your friends.  Set up an 8-point perimiter.  This is our strip mall, and we have to defend it.

Itz- you obviously get the nutritional value.  Get it done, but multiply your numbers by the folks in this orange and tan fortress.

Math- the Costco thing is pure brillience.  Round up 20 abled bodies and get diggin fool!

 

The rest of you, come with me.

You know what?  I actually think that he's answering the original post, cuz it seems like he's talking about being stranded in the Atlantic.  

Skip the flesh light, just make friends with the girl working the hot dog stand.  After she sees my prowess with the nail gun she will want me nailing her.

If they are very advanced technologically, I don't think anything built with materials at home depot will be effective.

Just a garden hose, because if M Night Shyamalan taught me anything, it's that aliens are basically unstoppable unless you throw water at them.  How stupid is that premise?  These aliens have plans to take over a planet that is 70% water, which apparently is toxic to them.

You make a good point here. I also wouldn't want my family to go through the struggle of living in the slums.

the only image i have of the slums is from what i see in the movies.  i mean, if i always lived there, and that was normal to me, maybe i wouldn't care.  and maybe i would want to live to 100 there instead.  but from a point of where i am now, with american culture brainwashing me of what i want, i don't think i could stand the slums.

That's an odd stance, considering that in real life you could live to 100, and your dog will make it 20 years at best.  Considering how worn dogs get after 15 years, I don't think I want to see a 100-year-old dog.

WTF are you talking about?  That's quite a meaningless post other than your cute little link to cardigan sweaters.  I don't think this is your target audience for those sweaters...

25 and high life...it's not the quantity, it's the quality and no one wants to live so long suffering

this is a difficult question, i guess it depends if i am able to leave the slums temporarily, if not, it would be til I was 25

I think the real question is wouldn't you have done the math during the pregnancy to figure out that she was carrying someone else's kid?  And if she was just being consoled, why did the dude go raw dog on her?

charizard...who the f*** DOESN'T want a giant dragon for a pet?

Hmmm thats weird. I didn't post that. LegalBoarder did haha. But thats cool.

Charizard because I wouldn't have to rent a heli since I could just fly on him, plus if I ever need to warm up or make a fire, bam problem solved.  

eagle, shark, wolf, whale, owl, brian (Family Guy), or charizard? Why?

From experience, all the food in Japan was so delicious!  Normally I'm a picky eater, but however they cooked their food there just made everything so edible to me.  I even ate my veggies there!    So yeah, food in Japan trumps food made in the US.

Japan overall is an awesome place to go, but i wouldn't recommend it for a leisure trip. It's more of a place you go, because you want to check out the culture, food, or etc. You go there for specific purposes in my opinion, not for just a relaxing time. I love going to Japan, for me its about the food and nightlife. 

japan, most developed of the ones listed and still has some underdeveloped areas worth visiting

Their culture is really interesting. I also dig Japanese girls ;)

For me, it's Japan hands down.  I have no interest in any of the other places listed.

To quote Mallrats if I may, "That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard."  Everybody has regrets.  But no, going back in time to a certain age isn't necessarily about regrets as it is just about thinking to a time when life may have been more fun or carefree.

Mothman is a legend that was seen in point pleasant, west virginia. Look it up, the stories are pretty creepy haha

21 because I wouldn't be too old or too young to do things plus like what Julius said about being physically fit although I didn't even work out when I was that age so I dunno.  But the freedom and no responsibility was great.

Agreed, I think my real doll would get jealous if I started banging a robot.  I would probably want it to become a successful day trader so I could reel in some investment cash.

As for my robot, If I could get it to do just my laundry that would be great. I dont even mind putting it in the washer and dryer, But if it could just put that shit away that would be fantastic.

I would totally have the robot do domestic chores!

Similar to chillwill... My robot would be able to perform the most complex and difficult surgery in the world, commanding a high paycheck to perform these surgeries.  Then I can sit back and collect the earnings.

 

If a robot isn't saving you money or making you money, then in my opinion it isn't worth it really.

 

If you could teach a robot to help you with one thing in life, what would it be?

 

 

Obviously if I could do whatever I wanted I would never work, but if I had to be reasonable about it I would like to just be here long enough to get my work done, no longer.  I hate putting in my time when there isn't really anything to do just because it isn't 5:00 yet.  

new hyp.

Hell yeah I would!  I can't give up meat otherwise I'll be on a instant noodle diet forever~  besides, it's not like I would be there at the slaughter house to hear them scream and beg for their lives.  

God no.  That's a lot of work to go through to save $70.  Seems like there would have to be a better way than wasting 2 days in the bathroom ceiling with little to no food.  The real question is why were you checking out the bathroom ceiling the last time you were at the theater?

If animals started talking would you still want to eat them?

no thanks, not worth it, i like my FRESH air and REAL Food...can't risk getting stank up by the bathroom, esp. if i have to enter/exit the vents there...definitely not worth it...

you can only come out to use the bathroom after everyone is gone and You can only have enough food and water that could fit in your cargo pants. 

 

 

"Based on the videos we know Paris is up for just about anything, so you know you can have fun while knocking her up, although she seems to be quite dumb. "    But she wasn't very good at any of it, so how much fun would it really be?  I've never had a chic on her cell while we were going at it either, so that shows you how much she's actually into it.

I would of picked Paris because she may be dumb as a brick but at least she's not mental like Lindsey.

I actually thought Paris seemed fairly lame in that video.  Lohan would obviously do absolutely anything at this point, and in her prime I think she was much hotter.  I'll take Lohan, that nutcase.

paris hilton? why? because the alternates suck and/or are insane...also, i GUESS she's hot...

snooki: dumb dumb and lacks the appropriate chromosomes to help a neonate/fetus form a brain

linsey: coked up but MIGHT be worth it if she's sober...might...shes at lesat willing to laugh at herself

madonna: menopause

justin bieber: how about "no"? and let him do it with lindsey...there MIGHT be a viable offspring for my...offspring...might, lol

If you're a guy it has to be your nuts. No question about it

 

 

I hadn't looked that far up, but apparently redheaderr had the same thinking  Though I do like Paris's boobs better as bigger ones slide south more than the smaller ones.

Throat because you can die from a direct hit there.

Let's start with the definite NOs:

Definitely not Snooki unless you want the future of the human race to be dumb-as-shit-fat-worthless-whores.  

Madonna is too old, her breeding days are over.  Plus she prefers it in the arse and you cannot make babies that way.

Bieber's va-jay-jay can't produce babies, so he's out.

That leaves us with Lohan and Hilton.  Tough decision, both are pretty smashed up.  I would require a doctor's examination for each and have the doctor give a 1-5 rating on how smashed up each one is as well as breeding opportunities.  

Based on the videos we know Paris is up for just about anything, so you know you can have fun while knocking her up, although she seems to be quite dumb.  Lindsey appears to have some mental issues (runs in the family?) and you do not want a bunch of schizos for the future of the human race... I guess based on that argument I'll take Paris.

 

Given that Bieber is the only other male survivor, I don't think you have to make your choice right away - it's not like you're going to need to compete with him.  I'd probably need to see Lohan up close to see just how bad the damage is though.  Kinda like when you see a car online but you wouldn't buy it until you've taken a look in person.

But if I had to pick now, it would be 360's and we all know why

I'm going to go with 360's pilot... or ctoma's fat rich girl

because damn... she's hot and I'd hit that...

Oprah, yah she's rich... I'd probably get some great monetary gain and become good friends then the doors wide open for anything to happen like another one of those pilots to come along

i am fairly certain clint will kill you before you even GET THE CHANCE to abandon him . the man is quite frankly untouchable...and i guess oprah is pretty untouchable as well. anyone can say anything about her but the last thing she ISN'T is powerful. 

and MAYBE the pilot...but he better explain to me what the hell happened with the wings falling off...COME ON.

I'm evil, I'll let them all die.    

 

No the wings inexplicably fell off, it wasn't the pilots fault.  Also, I bet you're thinking the pilot is a guy.  This is who's flying the plane I'm on...

Or, I would have an instant raffle, selling the 2nd chute spot to the highest bidder.  I'm sure Oprah, Brady, and Clint would get into a bidding war.  I don't care how much money Hilary threw at me I still wouldn't save that beeyotch.

Regarding those who are choosing to save Selena Gomez, why?  She's still not going to bang you.  Big deal, you get to have her strapped to you for a parachute ride.

I wouldn't save the pilot.  The pilot made the wings fall off.  I don't like any of those people, but if I'm strapping one of them to me, it's clearly Selena Gomez.

 

I'd save the pilot

 

 

You find a parachute and are about to jump to safety when you realize that the parachute can accomodate two people.  On the plane with you are:

 

The pilot

An old lady

Tom Brady

Clint Eastwood

Hillary Clinton

Oprah

and...

 

....Selena Gomez.

 

Who do you save and why?

Too bad for you, she only likes girls.  She is dating Bieber after all.  

Considering how much debt I have, I think I'd probably just dump it into my mortgage.  Save piles of money in interest.  I'm boring myself.  I wish I was still young enough to make some stupid decisions with my money.

prometheus...because ef that sh**

i think we live on a planet that is mostly covered with water...

 

I'll acknowledge it may be marginally less horrific than being in the middle.  But I'm surprised you're volunteering...

Seems like "Human Centipede" would be about as bad as it gets.

I didn't really understand that movie at some parts but you're right, it was a bit creepy with the monsters or whatevers.  

Nightmare on Elm Street because you're dead if you sleep and he controls the dreamworld.

I was thinking Motorcycle and gear, and whatever thats leftover I'd pick up some new snowboard gear.. then I read a few more posts. and i like the idea of Rasta's better.

eff that get some holding value! and take time to decide.. LOL

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I'll go with Princess Kate.  Not becasue she's necessarily super hot, but she's going to be Queen one day and you'd be able to tell people "I tapped that".  And they would never believe you. 

EDIT:  If we're allowing more than one person I'll throw her sister Pippa in the mix.

Ryan Reynolds.  

lol, diversify your portfolio..  love it.

so stocks, i would get too caught up in what to pick...  might take more than a day...

car, i agree, depreciates too fast...  unless i need a car, which i don't.

so if i just wanted something for holding value, probably bonds...  or just put it in my IRA.  does that count as a purchase?  or towards my mortgage?  or car payments?  lol.  i feel like we are cheating here.  i think he wanted to hear an actual purchase.  So to make the hypothetical questioner satisfied...  a motorcycle!

i would have to agree with ct...  but rules are rules...  just one person huh.  i think the sex with a beautiful person is awesome already.  but i think if you have sex with certain people, you kinda get some fame out of it too...  if that's what you looking for...  damn tough choice...

all my previous celebrity crushes are moms now...  jessica alba...  kattie holmes...  analena jolie... 

fuck it...  kattie holmes.  she just dumped tom cruise, so i'll pick her up, and show her what a real man can do...  =)

Is this limited to just 1 at a time or can I submit a list and have an orgy?

Really something I could invest in to turn the money around to make more. 

Not sure what property's i could buy with 10000 to do that. Id have to do some research with my google machine.  

ummm capita ultrafear fk all day

Let them pass if you're gonna eventually find a new love, you can't have both, but if you don't plan on loving another person ever again then you can probably settle with their spirit.

you could get the newer model of that board every year if you wanted.

I think it would be a lot more fun to focus on filming instead of competition.

Your wife/husband dies but comes back as a ghost. They are still completely themselves. you can see them, and they can make new memories. Only thing is you cant touch them. Would you want them around for the rest of your days, or would you want to try to find away for them to pass on?

 

I say any time you have an opportunity to save a loved one form eternal damnation you gotta take it, even if it does mean striking a deal with the devil.  And maybe you could get it all straightened out when you got to heaven if you explained to them what happened.

i think the majority of the people that answered this didn't understand the question.  it's a skill you download like in matrix.  not make up.  you can't fly...  you can't regenerate...  sigh...  people...

lol, but in response, i mean, being in a snowboard forum, my first thought goes to snowboarding...  so same as steezemisterr, i would get mad snowboard skills, and turn pro...

Well, if it's a girl saving her true love then they can still do it from behind.    But if it's the other way around then they just have to get more creative.  

nah what am i saying, hit that raw dog and bail. 

Talk about a Greek trajedy, rescue them but you can't ever look at them. so pretty much she'll have to be stuck behind you smelling your farts for the rest of her life. On top of that you can't ever sleep with another person bc they are already there with you. Thats no bueno either. I'd say let it be, you can always find love again. 

Become an awesome dancer and win some mainstream dance competition then get paid for dancing like the Jabbawockees and make millions a year.

first thing?...parkour! find a creative way to escape any situation!

Awesome snowboard skills. I'd be going pro in no time ;)