Funny Pictures I dare you not to laugh at

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not a photo, but funny none the less

THE MIGHTY HUNTER

1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings.
2:00 A.M. Hunting partners drag you out of bed.
2:30 A.M. Throw everything except kitchen sink in the camper.
3:00 A.M. Leave for the deep, dark woods.
3:15 A.M. Drive back home and pick up gun.
3:30 A.M. Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight.
4:00 A.M. Set up camper -- forget the damn tent!
4:30 A.M. Head into woods.
6:05 A.M. See eight deer.
6:06 A.M. Take aim and squeeze trigger.
6:07 A.M. "Click"
6:08 A.M. Load gun while watching deer go over hill.
8:00 A.M. Head back to camp.
10:00 A.M. Realize you don't know where camp is.
12:00 noon --Fire gun for help-- eat wild berries.
12:15 P.M. Run out of bullets. eight deer come back.
12:20 P.M. Strange feeling in stomach. realize you ate poison berries.
12:45 P.M. RESCUED!!
12:55 P.M. Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
3:00 P.M. Arrive back at camp.
3:30 P.M. Leave camp to kill deer.
4:00 P.M. Return to camp for bullets.
4:01 P.M. Load gun - leave camp again.
5:00 P.M. Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you.
6:00 P.M. Arrive at camp. see deer grazing in camp. Fire gun.
6:01 P.M. ONE DEAD PICK_UP TRUCK!!
6:06 P.M. Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer.
6:07 P.M. Repress strong desire to shoot partner.
6:15 P.M. Drive off in pick-up leaving partner and his deer in woods.
6:25 P.M. Pick-up boils over -- hole shot in block.
6:26 P.M. Start walking. Stumble and fall. Drop gun in mud.
6:27 P.M. Meet bear, take aim, FIRE! Blow up barrel - plugged with mud
6:29 P.M. Mess pants!!
6:30 P.M. Climb tree.
9:00 P.M. Bear departs. Wrap @%*!*#! gun around tree.
Midnight HOME AT LAST!

THE DAY AFTER: Watch football game on T.V. slowly tearing license into little pieces, place into envelope and mail to Game Warden with very clear instructions on where to place it!!

very entertaining thread!

O my gosh I have tears in my eyes and I'm still laughing haha first couple pictures I was rolling on the ground haha

Originally posted by imurdaddy O my gosh I have tears in my eyes and I'm still laughing haha first couple pictures I was rolling on the ground haha

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EDIT: I couldn't get my pics to show so heres a link to funny road signs http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Galleries/Funniest-road-signs.aspx?b=1&p=12

lol Teoing