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    Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:31am

Ten reasons to choose guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun d...oesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:33am
Yeah, but if you try to have sex with a gun... your dick get's blown off.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:34am
why would you ever try to have sex with a gun?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:36am
Originally posted by craigalicious

why would you ever try to have sex with a gun?


I think that was a joke

My blog.
Go there it's what the cool people are doing
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:39am
its called a suppressor. not a silencer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:39am
Originally posted by dbowles

Originally posted by craigalicious

why would you ever try to have sex with a gun?


I think that was a joke

i know it was, but it wasn't very good.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:40am
can i choose guns over women too? really it is my preference anyway.  no hunting though, just target shooting.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:40am
Originally posted by Moto

its called a suppressor. not a silencer.

it's called both.  technically a silencer suppresses the sound, so you can call it either.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:41am
Originally posted by truflow

can i choose guns over women too? really it is my preference anyway.  no hunting though, just target shooting.

only if you don't target me. Smile

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:43am
Originally posted by craigalicious

why would you ever try to have sex with a gun?


Further proving that choosing guns over women would be a foolish endeavor, for the simple fact that your sex life will plummet.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:43am
Originally posted by Mr Hox

Further proving that choosing guns over women would be a foolish endeavor, for the simple fact that your sex life will plummet.

that's what masturbation is for.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:44am
Originally posted by Mr Hox

Further proving that choosing guns over women would be a foolish endeavor, for the simple fact that your sex life will plummet.
have you seen the women craig is interested in?  his sex life already plummeted.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:44am
WTF?? guns over women?? Sounds like a mancard banning. I'd take the best woman over the best gun any day of the week.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:46am
No. It doesnt go both ways. Its a suppressor.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:47am
i never said i personally would choose guns over women.  this thread was simply created to share a joke with you.  just because these are great reasons to choose a gun over a woman, does not necessarily mean i would do so.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:48am
I'd take a kimber over a woman any day.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:50am
Originally posted by Moto

No. It doesnt go both ways. Its a suppressor.

A suppressor, sound suppressor, sound moderator, or SILENCER, is a device either attached to or part of the barrel of a firearm to reduce the amount of noise and flash generated by firing the weapon. Although suppressors are popularly known as silencers, no suppressor completely eliminates the noise of discharging a firearm.

taken from wikipedia.  it goes both ways.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:51am
this thread ith tho sthurious


LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:52am
it's totally serial duneluder.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 8:55am
you're still wrong.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:04am
Originally posted by Moto

you're still wrong.

Why don't you back up your claims with some facts like Craig did rather than continuing to be a douche?
Nobody touches the Shaqtus.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:07am
e-fight!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:09am
Originally posted by pepitojones

Originally posted by Moto

you're still wrong.

Why don't you back up your claims with some facts like Craig did rather than continuing to be a douche?

+1

also, i'd be more than happy to show you how a silencer works as you won't be able to hear where the shots are coming from because they're SILENCED.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:11am
I don’t like using suppressors/silencers/whatever because it reduces the bullets range.


At least, it does in Modern Warfare 2 - so it has to be the same in real life.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:12am
Originally posted by Moto

you're still wrong.

ummm NO!


Definition

silencer noun

/ˈsaɪ.lənt .sər/US pronunciation symbol/-sɚ/ n [C]
a piece of equipment that you use on a gun to reduce the sound of it firing
UK
(US and Australian English
muffler
)
a part of a vehicle that reduces noise from the engine

(Definition of silencer noun from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)


and used in context...
http://openjurist.org/726/f2d/47/united-states-v-luce
However, a regulation issued by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Product and Firearms under the Act, 27 C.F.R. Sec. 179.11 (1983), defines a silencer as "[a]ny device for silencing or diminishing the report of any portable weapon, such as a rifle, carbine, pistol, revolver ...."


i think that if the US attorneys and the ATF use that definition..... than it is definately a "silencer"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:16am
Originally posted by Mr Hox

I don’t like using suppressors/silencers/whatever because it reduces the bullets range.


At least, it does in Modern Warfare 2 - so it has to be the same in real life.

it depends on the type of silencer and the type of gun.  MW2 is actually inaccurate when it comes to silencers because the silencers you would use in warfare do not decrease accuracy or range as much as they do in the game.  some silencers can actually increase accuracy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:18am
don't forget, guns are generally cheaper than most women.
they don't get upset when you forget various holidays.


OH, and guns aren't discriminated over being larger than others.

$5 on Craig!








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Well that's what I figured. My last line was more sarcasm than anything...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/10/2009 at 9:22am
a silencer only suppresses the sound, so it isn't as loud. the movie and video game silencer/suppressors give an inaccurate depiction of how the gun actually sounds.

Suppressors make very effective muzzle brakes. A suppressor reduces the recoil of any firearm by about 30% or as much as a muzzle brake. Unlike a conventional muzzle brake, the suppressor will not blow noise back towards the shooter or cause dust and debris to be blown up, giving away the shooter's location.

Suppressors on tactical weapons allow more accurate and faster target engagement due to reduced muzzle jump and reduced flash in low light conditions.

Suppressors on very large caliber rifles (.338 Lapua or .50 BMG) greatly reduce recoil, muzzle flash, noise and blast. They increases the shooter's comfort level considerably over a conventional muzzle brake because the suppressor directs propellant gases forwards, away from the operator, in a very small arc.

a suppressor is COMMONLY known as a Silencer
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