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    Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 8:22am
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a s....t.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 8:24am
Pics or GTFO, craig.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 8:29am
Nice!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 8:30am
Originally posted by giftedhands

Pics or GTFO, craig.

haha i haven't tried making them yet.

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i guess you'll be GTFO then..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 12:51pm
Originally posted by giftedhands

i guess you'll be GTFO then..

+1

you're going around spreading a recipe you haven't even tried yet? 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 2:24pm
forget the cookies, i just say have one bottle of cuervo an drink up! shot pong anyone???
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Dec/16/2009 at 2:51pm
Originally posted by SoulSkiier27

forget the cookies, i just say have one bottle of cuervo an drink up! shot pong anyone???


shot pong??


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