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    Posted: Jan/27/2010 at 10:50am
Here are some random quotes from Bruizzapalooza. Feel free to add your own.

"I f*cking rape stuffed crust pizza in the mouth"

"It tastes like death in my mouth. E, have you seen my underwear?"

"You like incest? (random lady: "No") You ever try it? (random lady: "No") You like Baileys? (random lady: confused look)"

"Get off my porch NAGGER"

"I like incest on the holidays. It's much easier cause the whole family's together"

"What's similar about a fat chick and KFC? When you're done with the breast and thighs you're left with a greasy box"

"You tell me a funny story and I'll tell you a funny story"

To the chick with a black eye: "You bite it instead of suck it?"

"What's in the cheese enchilada?"

"I honestly thought she was a prostitute"

"NOT IT!"

"Gotcha!"

"Touch my penis and you get kicked the f*ck out''
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jan/27/2010 at 10:53am
"Take it eeeassssyyyy"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jan/27/2010 at 11:19am
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"What's similar about a fat chick and KFC? When you're done with the breast and thighs you're left with a greasy box"



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jan/29/2010 at 9:04am
E13, to our waitress  "are you a lesbian?"

to shaka "so you want orange soda right?"
*Insert Something Clever Here*
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/01/2010 at 5:38am
"Who forces the entire shuttle to stop at a liquore store and then spends 10 minutes inside only to walk out with a case of Natty Light?"    "A cheap mexican."
 
 
Rocheezy on Saturday night: "??????????"     <- (I have no idea what she was saying most of the time because all the words slurred into one LOL )
 
 
Kimchi: "F#$% the Chinese!"
Tat: "F#$% the Koreans!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/01/2010 at 5:56am
shtook THE CHINESE.
ROLL ON, BISHES.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/01/2010 at 5:59am
"It's funny cuz he's fat"
A thermos keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold.....BUT HOW DOES IT KNOW???
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"shtook riding, I'm just here to socialize"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/01/2010 at 6:32am
Originally posted by Rexyb1213

To the chick with a black eye: "You bite it instead of suck it?"
 
Her before (or during): Shocked 
 
Her after: Ouch
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/01/2010 at 10:41am
Originally posted by kimchijajonshim

shtook THE CHINESE.

I got to hear this on an hourly basis, thanks Kimchi.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/02/2010 at 3:53am
Random dude in bar: "What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your truck, your wife, and your dog back"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/02/2010 at 9:32am
Originally posted by GUTH

E13, to our waitress  "are you a lesbian?"

to shaka "so you want orange soda right?"
Apparently, they didn't know he wanted grape.
I have a great sense of humour. I'm also entitled.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/02/2010 at 9:46am
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Originally posted by GUTH

E13, to our waitress  "are you a lesbian?"

to shaka "so you want orange soda right?"
Apparently, they didn't know he wanted grape.


You mean purple?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb/04/2010 at 8:25am
Originally posted by GUTH

E13, to our waitress  "are you a lesbian?"

to shaka "so you want orange soda right?"
 
Nobody carries purple drank anymore... I know Shaka loves the Orange Drank too.  I forgot about asking her if she was a lesbian.

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First of all, I don't even like you. Second of all, I don't even drink...
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