Miller Vortex Bottles

I'm watching a miller beer commercial during the ball game that is hyping their new vortex bottle.

The inside of the neck is spiraled like the twist on the inside of a rifle barrel.

I thought I hope they have it spiraled in the direction that water spins for our side of the equator.

So, is miller making the new bottles with the twist going the other way for their beer shipments south of the equator????

I have before.... only once tho and never again haha.

Personally, i think this was a great idea when i saw the commercial. But now that i think about it, most people drink from the bottle and they don't pour it into a class.

think it makes the beer taste unshitty?

Miller is such an over rated beer.

miller is pretty good beer for beer pong :-P

This is about as useless as the coors wide mouth can or side vent thing. Who are these people out there who are having trouble getting the beer out of the can or bottle. It's gonna take more than a vortex to keep miller lite from tasting like crap. What's next a magical taste unicorn with each twelve pack?

I never see a Miller beer in Argentina.

^ +1

I agree with superorb.  The beer won't follow the grooves, it will just pour out like a normal bottle.  Pretty absurd graphic on the commercial making it look like it will follow the grooves.

They should concentrate on making the beer taste better by the time it hits your mouth, not try to change how bad beer pours.

I guess they were taste testing too much wine or something.

People sniff, swirl, and gargle to bring out the flavor and then spit out the wine.

They want you to taste how good the hops are in the beer i guess.

that's how its been done for years... they spend all their money on marketing because it is the exact same beer as Bud, Coors....  it's all watered down drinkability! haha!

Triple Hops....   Makes NO DIFFERENCE... almost every beer is triple hops

Does anybody remember Coke doing something like this back in the 90's?  I remember Mello Yello for sure having them, but I'm pretty sure that their whole lineup had it at one point in time.

I've tried the vortex bottles and didnt notice a difference

^^ agreed...just another stupid idea to help them try and sell more

we only get miller genuine draft and millers chill at major bottleos
in australia, unless you go to a boutique store where they
might have more selection

it is a lame gimmick, obviously it wont change the flavor. even though we are talking about it, were talking crap, so l wouldn't say its work. Def didn't get my business by making the vortex

If I were to ever drink Miller it would be on one of their cruises where the people are supposed to go crazy and have sex like rabbits. Sadly, that's most likely just advertising as well.

give me a banquet beer from Coors anyday over a miller lite

Originally posted by VermontRider You have to be pretty stupid to need help drinking beer.

LOL.  Or really drunk, maybe.

i think the coors windows are the crap

It's pure physics that a vortex ram's more mass through an aperature.  If only our throats were also vortex shaped!!!

Originally posted by classic_ben Originally posted by Razkul99 Originally posted by mivn08 I've tried the vortex bottles and didnt notice a difference Same here.  Tasted good, no real improvement noted other than a cool looking bottle neck. That's how we know your lying

Yeah, l must say miller is pretty bad compared to other brands. definitly a beer l'll never get if l have to pay or walk more than 1 block for

so vortex is good for chugging?

Originally posted by skron so vortex is good for chugging?

Only if your throat has the same vortex.  Might as well use a beer bong.