The hypothetical question of the day thread

If you combined it with a loss of smell maybe it wouldn't be that bad?

If found by a search party you could always pass it off like you tried to rescue her. Hope there was no autopsy.

Taste! this way I wouldn't like to eat much, I would be able to eat only very healthy food as I woudn't care about its ugly taste)
I would never want to lose smell sense as I like smelling)) same with touching, hearing and etc...)

i would just take my board and fight off teh sharks

l would probably fly off to a lone island and try to pack the plane with as much food as possible. 

You are Dr. Alan Grant, and somehow you have been tricked again to come to Jurassic Park. Most of the group you came with have already been eaten, and the rest that haven't, you got split up from. While looking for a way off the island you encounter a t-Rex and quickly run into a small cave. The T-Rex hits the cave with such force that it causes a rock to fall on you pinning your dominant arm and leg. After a while the T-Rex gives up, and leaves. Its been three days since the attack, and your water is on the other side of the cave just out of reach. You will die, if you cant reach the water. You decide to cut of either your leg or arm to get to it, and hopefully the others will find you before you have to cut off the other limb. Which limb do you choose?

^ thats kinda beside the point, my basic question is would you rather loose an arm or a leg? plus your Dr. grant you must survive.

^ Nah ah you have surgical tubing to stop the bleeding. 

Jesus Christ Ima have to put a gun option or poison tooth into every question from here on out. 

Water, Food, Compass, Tarp, Flares

I would go with

^^lets just say we will kill ourselves whenever we see possible

Why would there be a snowboard on a yacht in the middle of the Atlantic anyway?

Originally posted by andyc5315 Originally posted by EpicFAIL I would go with Food and Water for survival Tarp for shade and warmth Paddle to get to shore if you find an island or land somewhere Mirror to signal someone down.    I'd be afraid of the flare gun either malfunctioning, getting wet, or shooting the raft. I'm pretty sure your the first person who has said mirror, which would be the better option than the flare gun, and the best option from the list. being found is your main priority, then surviving. You only have two shots then your screwed. You can signal down someone with a mirror by using the sun and the moon. It may take a while for a ship to find you even after the first flare, then you would have to use your second to help pin point your location when they get closer. If they don't find you, your really screwed.

It's also possible to make a fire using a mirror...

Originally posted by andyc5315 Today you found out that you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are pregnant with an unplanned pregnancy. Do you abort or not? Oh and you have a gun and poison capsule in your tooth.

These questions are getting controversial...

The super power to lock threads and shower the masses with flesh lights.

Originally posted by andyc5315 Alright Ill do another one. Your a new freshman in high school, and you found out the you have a super power over the summer. (What super power would you have?) You were picked on all through middle school, and have always wished you could get back at those who mistreated you. Now do you come out showing off your new ability to make you popular?(depending on the super power you pick) or do you keep quite about it and get back at those who mistreated you? oh and you have a gun and a poison capsule in your tooth, just in case.

Originally posted by wpiass could a bear shit anywhere other than the woods?

Originally posted by andyc5315 Alright Ill do another one. Your a new freshman in high school, and you found out the you have a super power over the summer. (What super power would you have?) You were picked on all through middle school, and have always wished you could get back at those who mistreated you. Now do you come out showing off your new ability to make you popular?(depending on the super power you pick) or do you keep quite about it and get back at those who mistreated you? oh and you have a gun and a poison capsule in your tooth, just in case.

You are a mastermind serial killer who finally gets caught and is imprisoned in a high security prison in Antarctica. You are not to be executed until all your victims have been found and laid to rest by there family's. But to prolong your life you give the answers to there locations in riddles. It takes them 20 years to solve the riddles. Since your so far from everywhere your food has to be brought in in large shipments. To make it easy you only get one of each for the remainder of your life. To much paper work to change it. So you get to choose one type of drink, one main course, and two sides, plus you get one dessert. What would they be?
It doesn't matter about nutritional value to keep you alive,you get like a vitamin or somethin.

superpower question: time travel would be awesome.. but then the whole story line would not make sense as it opens a whole pandoras box.

Originally posted by andyc5315 You are a mastermind serial killer who finally gets caught and is imprisoned in a high security prison in Antarctica. You are not to be executed until all your victims have been found and laid to rest by there family's. But to prolong your life you give the answers to there locations in riddles. It takes them 20 years to solve the riddles. Since your so far from everywhere your food has to be brought in in large shipments. To make it easy you only get one of each for the remainder of your life. To much paper work to change it. So you get to choose one type of drink, one main course, and two sides, plus you get one desert. What would they be? It doesn't matter about nutritional value to keep you alive,you get like a vitamin or somethin.

fruit roll-up and mashpotato, main--> bbq ribs, drink--> green tea latte (HOT) and mochi for dessert

Originally posted by andyc5315 Lets say your out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and your brand new yacht is taking on water. You have to abandon the yacht and get into an emergency life raft.  Before you do you have time to grab 5 things. What do you grab? Choose 5 things from the list and say why. life jacket box of chocolate bars compass sextant Map of the Atlantic 15x15 Plastic tarp five gallon jug of water shark repellant rope fishing pole mirror pack of water proof matches your snowboard flash light a gallon of gasoline a paddle for the raft coffee filters two way radio with a 10 mile radius crate with a week of food rations first aid kit flare gun with two shots sun screen The 2 way radio (considering luxery yacht ussually use the same cruising lanes) fishing pole (who needs the crate when you can frikkin fish!) flash light rope (i can do anything with rope) Water proof matches and the flare gun sorry snowboard you cant come... and if im rich enough to buy a yacht ill get a new one when i get back to land. Now thats smart thinkin

Originally posted by kyle521 Originally posted by AJD13 Originally posted by andyc5315 Lets say your out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and your brand new yacht is taking on water. You have to abandon the yacht and get into an emergency life raft.  Before you do you have time to grab 5 things. What do you grab?Choose 5 things from the list and say why.life jacketbox of chocolate bars compass sextantMap of the Atlantic15x15 Plastic tarpfive gallon jug of watershark repellant ropefishing polemirrorpack of water proof matchesyour snowboardflash lighta gallon of gasolinea paddle for the raftcoffee filterstwo way radio with a 10 mile radius crate with a week of food rationsfirst aid kitflare gun with two shotssun screenThe 2 way radio (considering luxery yacht ussually use the same cruising lanes) fishing pole (who needs the crate when you can frikkin fish!) flash light rope (i can do anything with rope) Water proof matches and the flare gun sorry snowboard you cant come... and if im rich enough to buy a yacht ill get a new one when i get back to land. Now thats smart thinkin you will die within 72 hours with what you picked

Originally posted by winn maybe to cook a fish? or burn your rope to make some smoke, then again you could just use a flare gun

you really would not even be able to cook your fish with only matches. and who doesnt like sushi. o wait i dont

Originally posted by andyc5315 You are a mastermind serial killer who finally gets caught and is imprisoned in a high security prison in Antarctica. You are not to be executed until all your victims have been found and laid to rest by there family's. But to prolong your life you give the answers to there locations in riddles. It takes them 20 years to solve the riddles. Since your so far from everywhere your food has to be brought in in large shipments. To make it easy you only get one of each for the remainder of your life. To much paper work to change it. So you get to choose one type of drink, one main course, and two sides, plus you get one desert. What would they be? It doesn't matter about nutritional value to keep you alive,you get like a vitamin or somethin.