The hypothetical question of the day thread

Originally posted by TranTheDoctor I would definitely rather be dumb and be a people's person. I enjoy the female race too much and hanging with my friends.

Some of my best memories are when I act super dumb with my friends. Let the good times role. I would agree with you.

I don't think that that is allowed. I think you'd have to leave it to fate who uses you, including fat chicks.

Originally posted by Von44 If you had to be any item in a sex shop, what would you be?

Maybe a massage oil. Would beat being an object inserted into unpleasant locales.

Originally posted by Von44 Originally posted by andyc5315 If you had to be any item in a sex shop, what would you be? Hmm, guess I'd be anything that doesn't involve anal plugging. @rye - fat chicks need lovin too!

True, but aint getting no loving from me!

Originally posted by rye

Pull pants down, paint my hand red and then slap his ass

^^^ Push him over, chances are he'll be stuck on his back like a massive turtle

Would you rather jump 50 feet off a lift or suffer the effects of a roll back?

50ft lift probably. Find that spot that is filled with feet of fresh powder and a sloped area would help break your jump.

Im not to sure what a roll back is anyway haha anyone care to explain?

I would probably drop 50 feet because you can at least have some control of what's going to happen versus being flung backwards with absolutely no control or see where you're even flying and spinning off to.

yeah why did they do that? was it an accident? Im not sure which one would be worse haha

I agree, the rollback looks like certain destruction, especially considering there would be people back there waiting to get on that you will be thrown into.  However 50 ft is about 8-9 times a person's height, even hitting what looks like soft pow from that height could be brutal.



I think I may actually pick the rollback simply because there will be medical help immediately on the scene.  Also, even though the rollback looks like complete mayhem, you'll notice the weights flying off the lift seats don't actually fly that far or high as to make me certain that a person would be severely injured.

Originally posted by andyc5315 Would you rather jump 50 feet off a lift or suffer the effects of a roll back?

ok at first i'd rather not drop 50ft but after watching the vid, i think i wouldn't mind the drop as long as im not sitting on a lift that does the roll back. Not sure when that would ever happen but still looks crazy.

I don't think I want to get on any old lifts after watching that rollback video! Still, that might be the better choice if you are able to jump off before the base, where there's less than a 50' drop.

Originally posted by thisisjoebro Originally posted by whitetiger I don't think I want to get on any old lifts after watching that rollback video! Still, that might be the better choice if you are able to jump off before the base, where there's less than a 50' drop. Thats what I was thinking. Its all about the timing if this is an option haha.

Yeah, the momentum would make it tough though, since you wouldn't drop straight down, you'd drop at an angle at high speed. But it's still what I would choose. Hope no one ever gets faced with this decision!

Originally posted by Redheaderr I agree, the rollback looks like certain destruction, especially considering there would be people back there waiting to get on that you will be thrown into.  However 50 ft is about 8-9 times a person's height, even hitting what looks like soft pow from that height could be brutal. I think I may actually pick the rollback simply because there will be medical help immediately on the scene.  Also, even though the rollback looks like complete mayhem, you'll notice the weights flying off the lift seats don't actually fly that far or high as to make me certain that a person would be severely injured.

So how does a rollback happen? The first time I heard of it was in this thread.

@thisisjoebro, it's rare I think since the most recent incident I found in the news was 2009 in Wisconsin, where a brake failure caused a rollback that injured 14 people.

I feel like if only 14 people got injured I would go for the rollback haha. Thats not that bad, no one died.