The hypothetical question of the day thread

Originally posted by andyc5315 if you could be any animal what would you be?

If I were going to be an animal I would be a 4 horned Unicorn with Wings and an unlimited supply of oats and nutritious Unicorn food. Also I would have thumbs.

Originally posted by letourneau41 Originally posted by andyc5315 if you could be any animal what would you be? If I were going to be an animal I would be a 4 horned Unicorn with Wings and an unlimited supply of oats and nutritious Unicorn food. Also I would have thumbs.

Well id be a ball with 1000 dicks.

yeah neither is a winged unicorn with thumbs. If I saw that shit I'd shoot it on sight. 

ball= hedgehog dicks= defect

I would be a badass honey badger

Originally posted by andyc5315 Today you found out that you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are pregnant with an unplanned pregnancy. Do you abort or not? Oh and you have a gun and poison capsule in your tooth.

Plan B pill if it was recent enough, then cross your fingers.

Originally posted by andyc5315 If you could choose the way you die what would you choose?

Originally posted by Sintexo Originally posted by andyc5315 If you could choose the way you die what would you choose? Haha this makes me think of what the midget in game of thrones said "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine, and a girl's mouth around my cock."

Is there a like button I could use for this? I second this notion

Originally posted by mrrorydigital I would choose to go out while drinking a wine spritzer and watching my favorite movie The Notebook or burning to death on a pyre of fragrant yankee candles, preferrably Vanilla Satin scented.

life jacket (just in case I fall into the ocean)
five gallon jug of water (need water to survive)
mirror (will use it to help style my hair j/k.. use it for reflective purposes)
two way radio with a 10 mile radius ( communication)
crate with a week of food rations (to feed my belly)

Originally posted by coolz Originally posted by Sintexo Originally posted by andyc5315 If you could choose the way you die what would you choose? Haha this makes me think of what the midget in game of thrones said "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine, and a girl's mouth around my cock."   thats nto a bad idea. l was thinking of having a heart attack during the act on a 20yr old but thats good too

i don't watch TV, but i prob watch epsn more than anythign else.. and download the rest.. so let's say espn.

Originally posted by andyc5315 I you could watch only one television channel or TV show what would it be? Either Comedy Central or Cartoon Network for me.

Alright so you crash land on an island but guess what, it has everything on it you would ever want and need to live. Your choice is either live there alone with everything you would ever need, kinda like in the show lost, but you are never aloud to communicate with the outside world, or would you give it up to come back to the grind of life to be with others and the people you love?

Originally posted by andyc5315 Alright so you crash land on an island but guess what, it has everything on it you would ever want and need to live. Your choice is either live there alone with everything you would ever need, kinda like in the show lost, but you are never aloud to communicate with the outside world, or would you give it up to come back to the grind of life to be with others and the people you love?

I think you'd soon realize how much you miss the "grind of life".  Even though the island sounds idyllic I'd have to come back.  I would miss my kids.

I'd miss life too much. Having everything you've ever wanted without company is enough to drive any man insane. Loneliness is a killer haha

haha tooo many holes in that quesiton. everything i want and need is also family and friends. so theyd be there too

So you just built a space ship and plan to live out in, and explore, outer space. You calculated how much food you would need to survive for you and one other person for the rest of your life's. You can only take one other person, who would you take?

Originally posted by andyc5315 So you just built a space ship and plan to live out in, and explore, outer space. You calculated how much food you would need to survive for you and one other person for the rest of your life's. You can only take one other person, who would you take?

Originally posted by ctoma Originally posted by andyc5315 So you just built a space ship and plan to live out in, and explore, outer space. You calculated how much food you would need to survive for you and one other person for the rest of your life's. You can only take one other person, who would you take? Easy, I'll take Obama.  While in space I'll send him on a double-secret mission to explore the outside of the space ship using his jet pack and then lock the hatch door once he's outside.

Originally posted by ctoma Originally posted by ctoma Originally posted by andyc5315 So you just built a space ship and plan to live out in, and explore, outer space. You calculated how much food you would need to survive for you and one other person for the rest of your life's. You can only take one other person, who would you take? Easy, I'll take Obama.  While in space I'll send him on a double-secret mission to explore the outside of the space ship using his jet pack and then lock the hatch door once he's outside. Okay, I'll change it. Easy, I'll take andyc5315.  While in space I'll send him on a double-secret mission to explore the outside of the space ship using his jet pack and then lock the hatch door once he's outside.

dude Whats the point in that? Just get rid of me first and then blast off with someone else. Hell you could have a pool party (gas chamber) with all the people you hate then go to space with someone you like and not be alone for the rest of your life eating twice ass much food as you should.

I'd have to go with some girl who was hot and I could stand. Otherwise It would have to be Spock. 

I don't know how many times I've said that I wish I could be a kid again, knowing what I know now.  That's a no brainer. 

25yrs probably not, but 10 l would totally do it 

why redo it? all the things happened for a reason and its made you who you are.