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Milleywilley
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Topic: Funniest ExperiencePosted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:29pm |
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Hey riders! I am starting a new thread and the question is: WHAT IS YOUR FUNNIEST RIDING EXPERIENCE?
Mine would be when I first went snowboarding! My boyfriend was giving me instructions and before he could he even say do not let go of your snowboard, it was already sliding down the mountain! Whoopsy! It hit a girl (not really funny) but she was completely fine but her friend yelled at me! Haha. My boyfriend could not stop laughing. Everyone was just starring at me as I run down the mountain to get it. Embarrassing! So for the new riders, the first advice I can give you is, DO NOT LET GO OF YOUR BOARD!
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rzero
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:33pm |
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tearing my mcl getting off a lift.
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krisshono
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:37pm |
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Thats not funny at all.. Thats sucks! |
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:40pm |
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Oh wow rzero!
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rzero
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:45pm |
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In retrospect it is funny, I was hitting on the girls that were on the lift as well.
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:47pm |
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Good to know, something good came out of it! Hahaha.
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stevo05
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:48pm |
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Did the girls just ride off while you were laying on the ground or did you get their numbers?
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 2:55pm |
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Bahahaha
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dechowad
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 3:02pm |
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On a trip with some buddies. My good friend who skis was going through some trees, hit a little lip that he didn't realize was there. He launched in the air laying flat out, his skis ejected, he and the skis both flew out of the trees and back into a run...His skis kept on soaring and ended up darting at a tree on the opposite side. If they were sharp points, they would've stuck in the tree.
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nautika96
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 3:03pm |
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it didnt happen to me but during night boarding i watched as a chick decided to jump off a lift after it had already started turning to go back down. she was fine cause there was powder but she ended up face down in the snow with just her feet sticking up.
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njironman6
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Standing Sideways Joined: Sep/19/2011 Location: 34 Online Status: Offline Posts: 223 |
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 9:00pm |
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First time on the mountain my two friends both like 5-6 year vets told me not to be nervous and whatnot first time on the chair lift. They were like "if you start to fall take everyone down with you so you dont look stupid." (they were being jerks and joking) so we get to the end of the lift and I go to the right and they both fall lmao.
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coolz
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Posted: Oct/06/2011 at 9:14pm |
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she looks back, looks down the hill, looks back. shakes head and rides away |
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 2:55pm |
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Hahaha. That is funny but poor girl! |
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MikeD13559
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 3:07pm |
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I was riding w/ my 2 friends.. they were both out in front of me. *My one friend will fall for no reason even though he is a solid rider*
My other buddy came up behind him, tapped him on the back shoulder and peeled off to the left.. After being tapped on the shoulder, my other friend basically blew-up when he was tapped!! Like it was some kung fu pressure point attack! He went flailing & flipping down the run in a huge could of snow. It was directly under the chair and everyone was cracking up! Too funny! I had the perfect vantage point to see the entire thing... wish I had vid of it. My one friend didn't intend to mess my other friend up, or make him fall... it just happened that way. And was it ever funny to see! |
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I don't think I'm bad... I don't box, no karate... just here to make friends with everybody
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hyperliteboy
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 3:09pm |
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My first time snowboarding at a real hill, I thought I told everyone I knew what I was doing...Needless to say, I bombed a blue square run, flipped over a snow fence, into the parking lot and landed on the hood of a car....I was 11....
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shwazy
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 6:24pm |
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nice!!!! |
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akaja24
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 6:34pm |
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this wasn't while riding... but while me and some buddies were up at whistler one year, after a full day of boarding, we were getting a bit sloshed, and my friend decided to slide down a hand rail on some stairs. he totally flipped backwards off the wrong side of the rail and landed square on his back. he was in a lot of pain. it was hilarious and very embarrassing.
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got'em!!!
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scuddera
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Posted: Oct/07/2011 at 7:14pm |
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ha. it was definitely the first day i started riding. i did the bunny hill and decided i needed more. i did the next step up and decided i need more. so i ventured to one of the black diamond (understand this is a midwest hill so a black diamond is more fast than anything) i plundged in and realized i was in way over my head and lost control, spun around caught my back edge and flipped, landed, and slid a solid 40 feet. I was in some serious pain but all i kept thinking was did someone get that on tape cuz that had to be epic. i went back to the smaller hills haha
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JDiggidy
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Posted: Oct/09/2011 at 2:42pm |
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I'd say my best was when I pored out some beer on the side of a run (not abuse.. just wait for it). A few runs later, we met up with some other guys that we kinda' knew. When we got down to the same spot on the run, I reached down and grabbed the yellow snow, took a big bite, and said "huh... this is pretty fresh, and I think it's from a mountain sheep..."
The new guys almost barfed.
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2010-11 Gnu Danny Kass C2BTX, 2011-12 Union Atlas, 2012-13 Salomon Synapse
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kirkalicious
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Posted: Oct/09/2011 at 2:47pm |
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Haha, that's too perfect |
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JDiggidy
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Posted: Oct/09/2011 at 2:59pm |
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Thanks Kirk, feel free to use that little gem.
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2010-11 Gnu Danny Kass C2BTX, 2011-12 Union Atlas, 2012-13 Salomon Synapse
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luv2shred
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New 2012 setup for outerwear Joined: Nov/29/2009 Location: 38 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2232 |
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 5:50pm |
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seeing a mid 20 year old man on the cahairlift whith his girlfriend bending over to see his g string.
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11 Dc lauri pro tone, 11 Rome s90 bindings
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bonkfisher5
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 5:56pm |
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wait... what? The dude was wearing a thong?
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Crushing the whistler bike park! Check it out! http://www.pinkbike.com/video/215809/
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luv2shred
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 6:00pm |
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yeah greatest day of my life. To make it better it was red.
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wpiass
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 6:03pm |
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funniest (and most painful) was my first lesson with big park jumps...always scope it out before attempting. i went straight up and thought it came straight down, but it was actually a plateau and i came down on my wrist/arm/elbow, spraining all three. it looked dumb and was funny, but it hurt like hell and took me a cpl mins to get up!
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be talkin to ya
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luv2shred
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 6:39pm |
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rurchan
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 6:47pm |
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2 feet, hhaha |
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sugarloafer88
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 9:53pm |
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At Loon... I am 23 years old, but 4 feet 11 inches tall... there is a penguin at the beginning of the lift that says "you must be 60" tall to ride this lift alone"... so all my friends laugh at me and made me go stand next to it, the liftie was watching and then decided to slow the lift down every time I went to get on and wave and laugh at me
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AyChan87
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Posted: Oct/11/2011 at 11:11pm |
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maybe you can qualify for the kids price!
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luv2shred
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Posted: Oct/12/2011 at 1:19pm |
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dang dude id be like just keep it the normal speed. I hate you
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julius77
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Posted: Oct/12/2011 at 3:32pm |
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Being so drunk after "lunch" I couldn't carve and kept falling over. Jack D is a great friend at first, but he turns into a real bastard after he's been around for too long. Wicked hangover the next day. I don't remember the ride back to the cabin, but I guess I was talking a lot of sh*t to my friends. *Classy*
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bonkfisher5
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Posted: Oct/12/2011 at 4:45pm |
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I think every season a new "funniest experience" happens. Every year something else takes the top spot. At this point in time I can't narrow it down to the most funny occurrence of this past season.
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Crushing the whistler bike park! Check it out! http://www.pinkbike.com/video/215809/
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/17/2011 at 3:00pm |
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Red thong?! EW.
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jaclynembry
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Posted: Oct/17/2011 at 3:09pm |
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More like funny for the specators, but last year I was in Mammoth, I was proud of myself for finally having enough balls to go on some terrain features, and was hauling ass down to the bottom. I was about to go through some of those slow down fences, when I didn't carve hard enough and the toe of the board clipped the fence. I got airborne and then some. Good times.
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Zach0769
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Posted: Oct/17/2011 at 3:20pm |
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Hands down my funniest experience was last Fat Tuesday. We had a group of 10 people. At the end of the day we got to the top and all boarded down naked ( all half in the bag) . We were chased out and that was that.
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Skio25
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Posted: Oct/17/2011 at 3:26pm |
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Probably not the funniest but first recollection was when we were at a small local mountain with a mini school bus table top (length-wise)...we were hitting it for a while and then a friend (beginner rider) hit it and slid across the top but veered off the side of it and dropped the full height of the bus, about 10 feet to flat. It was hilarious when he just disappeared over the side. He probably could have landed bad and have gotten hurt but it was a bit slushy out and he was fine.
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Milleywilley
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Posted: Oct/18/2011 at 2:56pm |
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Ouch!! |
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