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    Posted: Jul/24/2013 at 1:10pm
Originally posted by shwazy

The news is so pathetic.  The language used in it reads like an SNL skit.
Watch as the runner "strikes" (Is she taking a shit or raiding a village)
This is "malicious fecal distribution" huh?????
I stopped watching after that


They had to use language that would make people laugh or feel grossed out, but also keep reading. That's what news is all about, keeping people engaged. You are just one of the people that wasn't engaged.
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/24/2013 at 3:57pm
With a headline like that, they had to make it punny.  LOL
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  Quote 2zz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/24/2013 at 6:45pm
Hehe, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/25/2013 at 6:14am
Originally posted by 2zz

Hehe, when you gotta go, you gotta go.


That was literally a drive by. She had to have done that before because that was really fast. Too bad it didn't get her face, of course if they were smart they would use other cameras in the store also
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/25/2013 at 9:39am
Wow that was quick, she dropped one like a pro!  I guess that's what the store gets for not letting her use their restroom maybe?  LOL
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  Quote julius77 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/25/2013 at 9:28pm
That would have been a shitty day to hear 'clean up on aisle #2'. 
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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/25/2013 at 10:07pm
^^it actually wouldn't be that bad because it is just pee. They would just use a mop, that's nothing compared to if she took a 5 second dump in the aisle. That would suck to clean up
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/26/2013 at 9:14am
Did you not watched the video?  She dropped a deuce in less than 5 seconds!  LOL
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  Quote jhoang6 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/26/2013 at 2:15pm
LoL thats gotta be a record..
i watch the most recent vid posted, took a deuce in the market. lol that was quick! like lightning fast.
Pants down.. bam...pants up DEUCES! she's out.
insane fast haha record time.
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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/27/2013 at 12:02pm
Originally posted by jhoang6

LoL thats gotta be a record..
i watch the most recent vid posted, took a deuce in the market. lol that was quick! like lightning fast.
Pants down.. bam...pants up DEUCES! she's out.
insane fast haha record time.


I thought the market vid from 2zz was just pee?
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  Quote anna.chan18 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/27/2013 at 8:10pm
Originally posted by magichc

Originally posted by jhoang6

LoL thats gotta be a record..
i watch the most recent vid posted, took a deuce in the market. lol that was quick! like lightning fast.
Pants down.. bam...pants up DEUCES! she's out.
insane fast haha record time.


I thought the market vid from 2zz was just pee?


no leaf toilet paper?
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/28/2013 at 8:43am
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I thought the market vid from 2zz was just pee?

That would only be possible if you had chunky pee, but she dropped it like a yogurt dispenser and even tried to squeeze out some extra toppings before she left.  LOL  
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  Quote jhoang6 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/28/2013 at 9:08am
she didn't need toilet paper leaf or otherwise. it was one of those perfect poops, came out smooth and fast. no clean up needed.
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  Quote CO_champagne Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/28/2013 at 9:26am
I wish I could poop that fast.  Then I wouldn't need to bring my phone with me for something to do.
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  Quote sideways99 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/28/2013 at 10:59am
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I wish I could poop that fast.  Then I wouldn't need to bring my phone with me for something to do.

Me too, it would save me between 20-60 minutes each day.
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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 4:37am
Originally posted by Angry Midget Yo

Originally posted by magichc



I thought the market vid from 2zz was just pee?

That would only be possible if you had chunky pee, but she dropped it like a yogurt dispenser and even tried to squeeze out some extra toppings before she left.  LOL  

I guess I didn't see the video that closely, I assumed her being that fast that it had to be pee. Her butt hole has to be big for it to drop out that fast twice and take off, nasty
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  Quote jhoang6 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 7:28am
She's got in a good amount of dietary fibre in her diet LoL
I miss having those deuces, they r the best!
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 10:20am
I don't see how anyone can take 20-60 minutes to take a dump although I would think most of the time spent would be doing other things besides pushing.  LOL
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  Quote sideways99 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 10:24am
20-60 minutes isn't just 1 sit-down session, it's 2 or 3 over the course of a day.  Fiber is a way of life for me.  Also, I do a lot of reading while taking a sit-down - filling the mind while clearing the bowels.
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  Quote BoxStomper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 10:31am
Are we this bored in the summer that the pooping jogger is the most popular thread on here? That being said. props to that chick. crazy fast duece!
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 10:50am
Give us something else to talk about then Box then we would be glad to talk about something else.  LOL  
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  Quote diviesti Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/29/2013 at 11:08am

This thread can't be sent offtrack, here's a dude seeding the malls shubbery. Lacks the speed of the other women, but has stealth to pull it off in front of many shoppers.  Enjoy!

 
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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/30/2013 at 2:18am
^^i knew people were disgusting so i don't know why this surprises me, but these people are just crazy. What happens if you get caught?
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/30/2013 at 10:58am
They did get caught....on video which may be worse than getting caught in person IMO.  LOL
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  Quote rurchan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/01/2013 at 5:42am
It has its pros and cons. Caught on vid: u temporarily got away, but now everyone can see it online forever. Caught in person: suffer the consequences then, but no one else can see it. Which one do u prefer? :-)
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  Quote julius77 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/01/2013 at 6:22am
In person: Nobody needs to see that over and over.
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  Quote magichc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/01/2013 at 6:38am
I would act like I never saw it and hope my coworker sees it, then ill tell them to clean it up because they found it, haha. I know, that's bad
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  Quote Angry Midget Yo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/01/2013 at 9:27am
In person because then only that one person would know and if others found out then you know who told haha.  Vid then everyone would end up knowing and it all goes back to you for public humiliation.  LOL
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  Quote Chop Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/29/2013 at 5:25am
I mean, seriously??? I could understand the jogger if she was in an emergency situation, but this chick was going back as if she was marking her territory. Those other fools were obviously in a place that had public restrooms. It seems like their "drop and run" was a more malicious act.
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  Quote Daveongo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Sep/12/2013 at 7:45pm
Haven't any off these people thought about putting a dollar over thier deuce
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  Quote Von44 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Sep/13/2013 at 9:22am
Again with the public pooping? How can these ppl continue on without wiping? Gross! And the woman at the grocery store only took a sec.
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