Who are you trying to fool? We know you bought it for yourself so you can prance around the house wearing the tank and a thong.
Also, if this really is for your wife we are going to need photographic evidence, sans bra of course.
I actually have a couple pics that meet your requirements c. Of course I doubt she'd be happy if I shared them with the class. Also, I only wear pink tops when I prance around the house with a thong ;)